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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:59 am

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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:17 am

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Post  Ace on Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:17 am

when you're drunk and want to pick up a chick, you come to her and say: "fear my six pack", and then you show her your fat and hairy belly (thats +18 and real man only)

when an unwanted chick tries to pick you up, you look at her strictly, point at the door and say G T F O

try to impress a girl by showing her how to aim down your sight and lean properly (brotip: show her how to clip (left lean bug))

stand next to a girl that u like, look at her like a creep and start repeating "fap fap, fap fap, fap fap" till she feels enough sexual attraction to go out with you or till she pulls out her pepper spray

pickup line: i can play 1v1 wawa vs you anytime baby

pickup line: not that im bragging about it but we kicked FRS clan's ass
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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:42 am

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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:04 am

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Post  Fredster74 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:02 pm

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Post  Christina_Cox on Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:26 pm

Let me fix that for you on Monster's behalf Smile
master_jeebus wrote:when a man is coming on to u: tell him ur sorry but u don´t like male on male action but ur friend fredster dietchi will be along soon and he might be interested

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Post  Altair on Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:31 pm

master_jeebus wrote:
when a girl won´t leave the next morning cuz she thinks u are "boyfriend material": put |SRB| in front of ur name. that will do the trick.

hahahah
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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:41 pm

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Post  wish25 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:04 pm

there brill they are wooo haha i have LOL really hahahaa
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Post  Fredster74 on Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:39 pm

This topic has added 5 years to my life
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Post  master_jeebus on Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:43 am

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Post  Fredster74 on Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:25 pm

The kids are draining me, so I´ll soon need another shot of laughter Jeebs - or I´ll turn 40 in a couple of months!!
No Im kidding they´re wonderful and totaly adoring. But I do look about 15 years older now compared to 7 years ago scratch
So keep the good laughs coming m8s!

Cheering // Gay Fred
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Post  master_jeebus on Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:16 am

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Post  Fredster74 on Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:05 pm

What's a FAG? Is it short for Finnish Alcholic Gaylord? Ur so easy to lay down this days Jeebs Very Happy so now my fav game is Capture the DAD! Which ofc is short for Dutch Alcoholic Devil.

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Post  Christina_Cox on Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:28 pm

Fredster74 wrote:What's a FAG? Is it short for Finnish Alcholic Gaylord? Ur so easy to lay down this days Jeebs Very Happy so now my fav game is Capture the DAD! Which ofc is short for Dutch Alcoholic Devil.

Cheering / Gay Fred
oh snap
nice comeback Gay Fred

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Post  master_jeebus on Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:33 pm

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Post  Six Six Six'er on Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:45 pm

Yeah, Although I like to see some people talk back to jeebus

I have to agree its a lame comeback...

Sry...

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Post  Fredster74 on Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:07 am

Very Happy So cute to see the lovers sticking up for each other Console him
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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:49 am

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Post  NixoN/Coryn on Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:34 am

When you can't find your mobile phone

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Post  pol4ris on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:46 pm

when you know some1 but you dont remember his name : /set esp 1
when you are at beach and you forgot the sunglasses at home : /seta r_drawsun 0
when some1 is swearing at you : hey come 1v1 aw or shut up!
when at bar fight one guy alone destroys 4 other men : hi can i mix you?
when cops are trying to do an alcohol test to you : ffs i need codehook
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