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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:43 am

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Post  Jackyll on Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:21 am


q: dear mr. jeebus, will the end of the earth come this year? Sad
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Post  Christina_Cox on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:04 am

q: dear mr. jeebus, what is Satan's last name?

q: dear mr. jeebus, if ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

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Post  Six Six Six'er on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:10 am

q: dear mr jeebus, I was sorry to hear about your anal infection,
(mostly because it made me a bit nauseous...) I hope you get well soon.
My question is : does it hurt to poop now?
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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:17 am

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Post  Tijger<3 on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:18 am

q: dear mister jeebus, what was first, the chicken or the egg?
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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:31 am

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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:35 am

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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:42 am

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Post  Jackyll on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:17 pm

q: dear mr. jeebus, why u hate germans?
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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:45 pm

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Post  Six Six Six'er on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:23 pm

Aha, so it doesnt hurt. Well i guess your lucky in that department then.
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Post  master_jeebus on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:49 pm

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Post  |DH|R4ndom. on Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:12 am

q: dear jeebus, will holland win the europian championship soccer this year?
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Post  master_jeebus on Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:30 am

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Post  |DH|R4ndom. on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:06 am

dear Oracle Jeebus. Since you know everything, I got a difficult question for you Smile

Q:what is the meaning of life?


good luck Oracle Smile
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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:42 am

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Post  |DH|R4ndom. on Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:28 am

master_jeebus wrote:
|DH|R4ndom. wrote:dear Oracle Jeebus. Since you know everything, I got a difficult question for you Smile

Q:what is the meaning of life?


good luck Oracle Smile

a: u didn´t specify if u´re talking about humans or not. allthough the meaning of life is similar for a human and, let´s say a tree, the humans tends to make it more complicated than it has to be. all because of the brain. damn u brain, damn u forever.

but to the question. not hard to answer at all. even though the oracle has the power of mind, his physique isn´t what it was 15 years, 20 kg´s and 1 million beers ago, so the oracle is going for the short and easy typed answer:

for the human species, the meaning of life is to multiply. to spread ur dna while making life as good for u as possible.


best.answer.ever. Smile

you should start a blog on the internet, and this'll be your break-trough in becoming a very wise man Smile

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Post  Tijger<3 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:30 am

Q: Dear mister jeebus, what is going to happen in 2012?
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Post  |DH|R4ndom. on Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:31 am

another question:

Will the "euro"(€) survive?
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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:57 am

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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:51 am

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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:51 pm

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Post  Six Six Six'er on Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:29 pm

Dear mr jeebus,

Do you always have to return the tupperware when someone gives you food?
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Post  master_jeebus on Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:24 pm

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